The Wrinklies: Superbeings of the Aged
These Aged Avengers protect the world…
well, they wander it, anyway…Using their amazing superpowers to annoy the
innocent and confound evildoers everywhere they go, just going about their
business! None of them asked for these powers, they simply lived long enough to
obtain them! They are Evolutionaries! And
they are inescapable!
Crochetina: Your granny would be proud! Crochetina spins her webs like
spiderman, wrapping her prey up in webs of doilies, with the added superpower
of shoving her needles in their eyes! Beware – she has an unlimited supply and
travels at lightning speed along her yarns!
The
Blank When he enters a room, everybody slowly
becomes confused and forgets what
they were doing, why they were there,
when they’re supposed to leave, where they’re supposed to be next, and how they’re getting from this place to
the next – wherever that is! Beware The Blank – he’ll make you forget everything
– right down to who you are!
Ammoniac: This innocent-looking sweet old lady is anything but harmless! When
deployed, her superpower is deadly! She walks into the room full of people, and
the miasma from her ammonia-filled underwear creeps out into the air…Beware!
One whiff of this, and you either run, or you’ll drop like a stone!
These are just a few of the worldwide
wonderfolk known as The Wrinklies –
and they’re coming for you – sooner
than you think!
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